JOHOR BARU: A welder who tried to elongate his penis with a nut found himself in a pickle when the nut got stuck in the pattern of he had every erection.

The victim, from Taman Sri Skudai, had evidently been trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement nearest week when disaster struck.

It is learnt that the incident occurred on Thursday and the 20-something-year-old victim went to the Sultanah Aminah Hospital here to seek treatment when he was unable to get the nut from himself.

Unfortunately, hospital authorities were at a loss and had to call the Fire and Rescue Department for furtherance.

A department spokesman confirmed that they received a call from the hospital yesterday, and sent seven firemen to help out.

They, too, were unable to remove the nut.

At press term, the nut was still firmly attached to the base of the the human race’s genitals.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises. On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the University Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient’s penis subsequent numerous attempts through doctors failed to dislodge it. It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.